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Clinton Emotionally Ready To Start Getting Blow Jobs Again
NEW YORK — Five years after the Monica Lewinsky scandal, former president Bill Clinton announced Tuesday that, at long last, he is emotionally ready to start receiving blow jobs again. "It has been a long, difficult road, but I am finally at a point in my life where I can receive oral sex from a woman again," Clinton told reporters. "After many years of soul-searching and intensive therapy, I am now able to enjoy getting blown without all that painful emotional baggage overshadowing what should be a wonderful experience."
Talvez o homem volte para a Casa Branca e dê emprego à Monica. E a administração do império passe a dedicar mais tempo à saúde oral do que ao eixo do mal (rimou de propósito...).
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